Needed a cigarette so badly when I cranked my eyes open this morning.
Of course the damn pack was empty and I know I had three in there last night. So once again, it was go out to the garage and bitch out Candy for stealin' my smokes. I was just cranky enough to really sound like I meant it.
So crap, I guess I roared a bit. She peed some of that thirty-weight on the concrete floor and got the hiccups.
But damn, she is not supposed to be sneakin' smokes let alone rolling around inside the house while I'm snoozed. What if a window blind was down?
"Hey, gypsy. I saw your Harley in your kitchen last night puffin'."
Yeah.
Great. Just what I friggin need is that.
Of course the damn pack was empty and I know I had three in there last night. So once again, it was go out to the garage and bitch out Candy for stealin' my smokes. I was just cranky enough to really sound like I meant it.
So crap, I guess I roared a bit. She peed some of that thirty-weight on the concrete floor and got the hiccups.
But damn, she is not supposed to be sneakin' smokes let alone rolling around inside the house while I'm snoozed. What if a window blind was down?
"Hey, gypsy. I saw your Harley in your kitchen last night puffin'."
Yeah.
Great. Just what I friggin need is that.